Gotta Go Briefcase — a full functioning briefcase that also doubles as a portable lavatory.

Top Japanese business professionals participated in extensive market research in ways to better maximize time efficiency and encourage higher job performance. As a result, Niban Too Corp. of Japan came up with the Gotta Go Briefcase for an extra edge over corporate competitors.

The water proof briefcase retains an elegant yet durable appearance with high quality Mahogany leather, a strong lightweight aluminum internal structure, and stainless steel bowl with generously equipped sealing lid. Quietly and discreetly go about your personal “business” anywhere you please with a fold out leather privacy panel which tucks away neatly to the side when you have completed your multi-tasking. A toilet paper dispenser easily swings out and can be conveniently stored in an inconspicuous storage compartment under the padding [for added discretion] when not in use.

Included with the Gotta Go Briefcase are a small tray with cup holder (clips onto the privacy panel), attachable vanity mirror, and refillable hand sanitizing dispenser. The newspaper and air freshener are not included but recommended.

*Maximum weight capacity is 80 Kilos (approx.175 lbs.). Exceeding the recommended weight will void all warranties and may result in rupture of waste tank, possible bacterial contamination of briefcase contents, and massive stench.

From AmericanInventorSpot

With the talking toilet paper holder you can have fun surprising your family and friends. Talking TP also comes in very handy to remind the kids to wash their hands after going to the bathroom or reminding adults to put the seat down. Just record your very own voice message that’s heard whenever anyone unrolls some toilet paper! It’s like having bathroom voicemail!

Sample messages:

• “Don’t forget to wash your hands!”
• “Please remain seated during the performance.”
• “This is a bathroom not a library!”
• “Whoa! Somebody light a match… quick!”
• “We can hear you all the way in the kitchen!”

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