Fun Noses

Written by willbe in Fun

Snot-A-Mug Egg Separator

Okay, this is definitely not for everybody but some will find it a real hoot. It is certainly one of the most unusual designs for an egg separator that I’ve ever seen. Basically you break the egg into the vessel, tilt forward slightly and egg white will drip out the nostrils while the yolk stays behind. 

This Egg Separator is very well made by skilled potters. Use it whenever you need egg just the yolks or whites for omelet’s, cakes, or other recipes. Not for the weak of stomach.

Nose pencil sharpener

Dont go to school or the office without your Pencil Nose Sharpener. Stick a pencil up its nose turn the pencil and like magic it sharpens the pencil. Yes, there is a pencil sharpener up inside. Nose Sharpener. Stick the dull, but leaded end of your wooden pencil into the left nostril of this nose and twist clockwise. You will be rewarded with a shiny sharp point on the pencil and a curl of shavings on your desk, lap or floor. Pretty good performance for a life sized, flesh colored piece of hard plastic!! If you want to sharpen things up around the office or home, send for the following item, and prove you have a nose for great deals!

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Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The nose . . . blows! Just squeeze or press it and green shower gel oozes out of the right nostril. Gross and funny at the same time! Rubber nose attaches to flat surface with suction cups. Easy to fill; includes 5.3 oz. green shower gel and instructions. 9″ high.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Who knows how to liven up a party? YOU do! Each of these photo-realistic paper cups comes emblazoned with a new nose. When you tip your head to take a drink – voila – you get an instant nose job, and a chuckle from the crowd. Remember, never turn your nose up at a good laugh! There are 24 12-oz. cups in each pack, evenly divided between male and female proboscises (errr, noses).

Get your party started with these hilarious “Pick your Nose” paper cups. Brand New in box Set of 24, 12 oz paper cups Equal number of men’s and women’s nose designs per pack Take a sip and get an instant nose job (and a lot of laughs) Take your pick of the “Yenta”, “Leading Man”, “Doofus” and many more Hours of party fun

See also Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups

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