Be “UNSEEN” wearing these Stupidiotic Black Bar glasses. On their own, Black Bars appear to be ridiculously silly looking sunglasses. In a social setting, they instantly become the life of the party. Inhibitions fade away. You’re immediately popular with the “IN” crowd. Others will wonder if you’re famous or dangerous. Stupidiotic Black Bars look and photograph just like censor bars. Perfect for Bachelor Parties, Wedding Parties, Party Parties, Club-Hopping, Questionable Behavior, Risque Situations, Perp-Walks and Mug Shots. Let the paparazzi take their best shots. Great for webcams and MySpace photos.
These things are pretty stupid, but hell, anything can be funny if you’re drunk enough. The censor bar glasses are worn like regular glasses and put that black censor bar over your eyes just like in Heat magazine. Useful for streakers, shoplifters, or people with really wide faces.